Simpsons pewter hipflask

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A favourite of the russian army, the hip flask is an essential piece of survival kit for those wishing to avoid the extortionate bar prices during a night on the town. Just fill with the beverage of choice and watch in amazement as the barman tries to work out how you can be getting so drunk and why youre buying so many bottles of coke, perfect for students then, not that theres anything wrong with being russian, were quite partial to a vodka and tonic (ice and a slice too if theres any going), students are another story altogether however. Call us bitter but weve been turned away one too many times from the mecca that is a cheap student night out for lack of an nus card, the phrase “sirs, youre making a scene comes to mind., Engraved with an image of homer touting his signature phrase of “doh” and large enough to hold a quarter of a bottle of vodka/brandy/whiskey/beechams. Its so handy that youll want to take it everywhere with you, we dont advise taking one to lectures though.