Knight of the Garter
Gorgeous garter with pocket. 7 honourable NOOKII cards. One card for every night of the week. Award yourself the highest badge of honour when you do what it says on the card. Read each card out loud and be that chivalrous knight in shining armour. So clasp your hands behind your back and get down on one knee. Pull off the garter with your teeth. Then lift your face up to mine to receive your richly deserved kiss.
|
